Romney – A Mormon and a Moron

So, Mitt Romney decides he’s going after the “black vote” and to show his clear understanding of black issues and black people, Romney let’s it all hang out on MLK day, better known to the GOP as “Monday”. Sporting a nice white collar shirt and funny looking tie, Romney works the predominately black crowd by dropping little nuggets like, ‘ all right!” and “cool” while shaking hands and trying not to look too much like a guy who really has no clue. Kind of impossible coming from anyone in the GOP, especially Romney. I mean, this dude makes Huckabee look like Snoop Dog.

Romney works the crowd like only a stiff necked white dude can, by looking way out of place and trying to be as cool as he can, which means not cool at all. He saunters up to two women who want to pose for a photo, puts his arm around the shoulders of the closet woman and says, “who let the dogs out?” followed by a rather low “woof, woof”. I mean, this guy expects to get black votes by quoting some lame 5 year old rap lyrics to two middle aged women? This is pretty funny stuff. But not to be outdone, he eventually meets a woman with a small child and says, “I see you have some nice bling bling” then says, “that’s Michael Jordan”. Because we all know, all black kids wear bling bling and not necklaces, and they all look like or want to be Michael Jordan. Damn, I was waiting for Romney to get down with some good break dancing and then tell everyone about his favourite episode of American Gangster yo.
Stay tuned next week for Romney’s attempt to gain the Latin vote by eating tacos and putting furry dingle balls on his limo while playing the Gypsy Kings at 11 on his amp.